July 31, 2016

It's (okay, so waaay past) that time again. Stay tuned for more information. #grillgate2k17 #brb

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July 29, 2016

Pretty sure that my Instagram is 90% food. It should probably come with a disclaimer... #getinmybelly

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July 29, 2016

Back to work! #myjobrules

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July 27, 2016

In case you were wondering, I did horribe, terrible, unspeakable things for this Klondike Bar. I might not ever be the same again. #worthit

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July 27, 2016

Obligatory "I'm back in California and I'm gonna eat a lot of In-N-Out" picture. #theresnoplacelikehome

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July 27, 2016

🎶🎶 OH NOW TAKE IT. TAKE ANOTHER LITTLE PIZZA MY HEART NOW BAAABY. #freshink #butidontwannagobacktoboston

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July 26, 2016

IT GOT BETTER, HOLY SHIT. (not pictured: @jackattack playing peekaboo with an otter named edgar.)

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July 26, 2016

OHMYGOD THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE. (The sloth has his own sloth, guys! I want to take him home with me... Sidenote: Did you know that sloths only poop once a week? The more you know.)

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July 25, 2016

Last week was fucked, so I'm running away to California with @jackattack to swim with otters. But first, I'mma shotgun these beers. #classyasfuck 🤘

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July 14, 2016

throwback all the way to yesterday after work. i'm not sure what i was doing, but i'm 95% sure it had absolutely nothing to do with pokemon.

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July 11, 2016

When I grow up, I'm going to have real food in my house. But until such a time, this'll just have to do.

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July 11, 2016

Post meeting breakfast of champions, motherfuckers. #getinmybelly

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July 9, 2016

About fifteen minutes into this bath, I fell asleep and nearly drowned. #woops

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July 9, 2016

Plus a sixpack and pizza? I could get used to this. This is real real nice.

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July 8, 2016

Henry Atlas made an unlikely friend. He's only two weeks older!

July 27, 2016

Exciting things afoot. @lauramarling @weareshura #reversalofthemuse